>
Watch It At Home; A circus story that’s not the greatest show in the multiplex.

Sometimes even a small moment in a movie can typify how it’s gone wrong. There’s a scene fairly early in
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS–it’s not a major plot point, for those wary of spoilers–where an animal loved by the circus performer Marlena (Reese Witherspoon) has to be put down. The director Francis Lawrence
keeps the camera on Witherspoon, who is exquisitely lit by cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, so that her Depression-era platinum hair is perfectly haloed, even though the action is taking place in a dirty train freight car. After the animal has been taken care of, Witherspoon sniffs back a single hint of a tear, wipes her nose just once, and says with just a barely perceptible quaver that she’s all right. It’s like a museum exhibit of “sadness” rather than an emotion itself, and there in a peanut shell is
Water For Elephants, genteel within an inch of its life.
The film opens at something of a crossroads for its principals. For Lawrence, it follows Constantine and I Am Legend, and marks his first attempt to tell a story about people rather than CG effects. Robert Pattinson is trying to prove himself a viable leading man as the clock runs down on his Twilight franchise stardom. Witherspoon is following up the surprisingly total flop of James L Brooks’ How Do You Know; she could use a hit. And this is Christoph Waltz’s first major film since winning the Oscar for Inglourious Basterds; he’d been unknown to US audiences before that, and no doubt would like to avoid falling back to obscurity.

Based on Sara Gruen’s bestseller (which I confess I haven’t read),
Water is the story of Jacob Jankowski, a young man yanked from his veterinary final exams at Cornell in 1931 because of a family tragedy. He hops a train that turns out to belong to the Benzini Brothers Circus, a third-rate outfit that’s outlived the Benzinis, and is actually run by August (Waltz), who dreams of competing with Ringling Brothers. August’s wife is Marlena, the star act of the troupe and object of his obsession. Once August, desperate to increase audiences, finds out that Jacob has veterinary training, he purchases the veteran elephant Rosie, and decrees that Jacob must train the beast and Marlena ride him. It’s not exactly hard to figure out that Jacob will have a near-mystical bond with the elephant, and that the relationship between Jacob, Marlena and August will head for a dangerous place.
Lawrence’s direction and Richard LeGravenese’s script are even and pictorial, content to led the story plod forward like Rosie herself. There’s not a moment of spontaneity or a line of dialogue that doesn’t further the plot, and the strenuously weathered production design might as well bear the labels of the prop houses that supplied its pieces. Circuses on screen are difficult because some of the greatest directors in history have mined that territory: Bergman with Sawdust and Tinsel, Ophuls with Lola Montes, and half of Fellini’s films among the most famous. Shooting a circus in an uninteresting way is practically a crime against cinema, but that doesn’t seem to have troubled Lawrence much; he may as well be shooting a TV pilot. (He makes matters even worse by slicking everything down with James Newton Howard’s heavyhanded score.)
The actors might have saved things with enough sheer magnetism, but that wasn’t to be. Pattinson is far more robust than we’re used to seeing him on screen–although it’d be nice to see him in a part where he doesn’t have to shoot smolderingly longing looks at The Woman He Can’t Have–and his performance is generally fine, but he has so little chemistry with Witherspoon that I started looking at some of the other women in the cast and wondering if he’d be better off with one of them. (The audience when I saw the film was laughing out loud at the big love scene, never a good sign.) Witherspoon, for her part, looks great in her period outfits and that platinum hair, but her character lacks any snap at all, leaving her thin to the point of invisibility. And Waltz does the genial sadist shtick he perfected in Basterds, even though the material here is far less rich.
Watching Water For Elephants, you feel like not a single person involved with making it has even once dreamed of running off with the circus. They carefully keep all the potentially wild animals of their setting and characters safely locked in cages, and the result is sedate when it should be thrilling.
(WATER FOR ELEPHANTS – 20th Century Fox – 122 minutes – PG 13 – Director: Francis Lawrence – Script: Richard LaGravenese – Cast: Robert Pattinson, Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz, Hal Holbrook – Wide Release)
Related Posts
-
“SUPER” 8?
>Amid multiplying online reports, spearheaded by New York Magazine’s Vulture site, that Paramount’s SUPER 8 is tracking for a very soft opening this weekend at the box-office, the studio has decided to launch a “secret” (by which I mean “highly publicized”) pre-opening day: the movie will now screen on Thursday…
-
THE BIJOU @ TIFF; Collected Reviews
>Click below for all SHOWBUZZDAILY’s collected Toronto Film Festival reviews, in alphabetical order:36050/50 ALBERT NOBBSTHE ARTIST BUTTERDAMSELS IN DISTRESS THE DEEP BLUE SEATHE DESCENDANTS DRIVEHICK THE IDES OF MARCHTHE INCIDENT INTO THE ABYSSMONEYBALL THE MOTH DIARIESPEACE, LOVE AND MISUNDERSTANDING THE RAIDRAMPART RESTLESSSALMON FISHING IN THE YEMEN SHAMESLEEPLESS NIGHT TAKE THIS…
-
HOLIDAY WEEKEND MOVIE REVIEW ROUNDUP
>For everyone journeying to the multiplex this long weekend, some reviews to click on:THE TREE OF LIFE: An often stupendous achievement that courts ridicule–and sometimes earns it.THE HANGOVER PART II: It wasn’t broke, they didn’t fix it.KUNG FU PANDA 2: This franchise has been working out.MIDNIGHT IN PARIS: A tasty…
-
ShowBuzzDaily SUMMER MOVIE DRAFT: June 6 Update
>Well, through Sunday the first annual ShowBuzzDaily Summer Movie Draft is a flat-footed tie. But Team Salem has one movie (the highly anticipated Super 8) opening before Team Metcalf’s next movie. It should go back and forth throughout the summer.
-
ShowBuzzDaily SUMMER MOVIE DRAFT Update
Memorial Day weekend pushed Team Metcalf’s front-loaded slate to $682 million through Monday in the second annual ShowbuzzDaily Summer Movie Fantasy Draft, with only two significant films left to open on his slate: Prometheus (#8 pick overall) and Madagascar 3 (#11), both opening June 8. Team Weil totals $47 million so far (with Battleship his lone…